This cool-ass Santa Claus in downtown Portland is a quote-unquote hipster with a man bun who wears a Drake-approved sweater, rides a bicycle and carries around a typewriter. Santa, baby. The only thing missing is a faux air of superiority and apathy.

KXAN also reports that this Portland-based Santa is also “health conscious,” and thus not as round as he is traditionally.

Come to Brooklyn, Portland Santa. You’ll feel right at home—not because you’re a hipster, but because there are also a lot of health-conscious people here.


And feel free to try on any of these these fly designer outfits.


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