Bret Stieghorst and James Van Iveren were in court this week. You see, last month, Stieghorst was just sittin' in his Oconomwoc, Wisconsin apartment, watchin' some porn and minding his own business when his downstairs neighbor Van Iveren burst in and started threatening Stieghorst (pictured at left) with a 3-foot-long sword. You see, Van Iveren thought the yelps he was hearing from Stieghorst's apartment were the sounds of a woman being raped. In fact, Van Iveren was so convinced that Stieghorst was assaulting a woman that he held the dude at sword-point and made him open all the closets in the house to verify that no woman was hiding. "I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," Van Iveren told Mikwaukee's NBC affiliate, WTMJ. "Now I feel stupid. This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake." Stieghorst plans to invest in "some decent headphones." [Breitbart, WTMJ]