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This year of our Lord 2015 introduced us to a number of memorable dicks, whose abhorrent behavior made them stand…

The thing about polite society is that you can’t go around shooting people. Americans do it all the time, of course,…
A Superior Court judge has admitted to violating the state’s code of judicial conduct by making bizarre, flippant…
South Carolina State Representative Christopher A. Corley is still smarting over his legislature’s decision to…

Ohio Mayor Is Sorry For Facebook Post Claiming 'Blacks Have All But Formally Declared War' on Whites
A small-town Ohio mayor who also moonlights as a stand-up comedian is very sorry for a Facebook post in which he…
Virginia State Senator Bill Stanley recently called the cops on the father of a slain reporter who he felt was…

A landlord in the small Maine city of Lewiston is declaring, “I don’t have a racist bone in my body,” which, as…

A city commissioner in Alabama hit a reporter—with an open hand, hard enough to draw blood—after the reporter asked…
It’s the little things that really reaffirm your faith in humanity. Like Former Michigan State Representatives Todd…
A judge in Marion County, Oregon is accused in a new ethics complaint of a delightfully broad and varied set of…
A Louisiana local government official named Dave Peralta is having quite a year, indicted in August on an impressive…
It’s a known fact that the most painful thing in God’s creation is sitting through a school board meeting, legally…
Since declaring his presidential candidacy in July, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has struggled to emerge from the…
The following story contains at least one and as many as three dicks, depending on your perspective. The quantity…
A family in rural Kansas says they’ve been terrorized for years on end by a hellacious neighbor, who they allege…