Donald Trump (barf) is in my home state of Texas tonight to stump for “Beautiful Ted” Cruz (now I’m barfing some…
The cop tells me he’s quite familiar with the man he’s called an ambulance for. “We deal with him every day,” the…
Jared Kushner—a man who both comes from and married into a family of wealthy grifters—has revealed how he got so…
Just weeks after the New York Times published a 13,000-word report on how self-made millionaire Donald Trump…
Julia Louis-Dreyfus got in a few jabs at Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during her acceptance speech at an…
When Donald Trump fires a sloppy attack tweet at a state politician, it’s usually a sign that Republicans are…
Someone asked me yesterday what my favorite music of the year has been, and I thought to myself, ‘Well, it’s only…
Donald Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen wants you to know that he’s doing “okay” after pleading guilty to eight…
On Thursday evening, outgoing ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley drew laughs with a speech that read like…
After six years of dating, model Karlie Kloss has married the (comparatively speaking) least fucked up Kushner…
If you were hoping for an evening where Trump didn’t drum up support among his base by demeaning us all and speaking…
Thursday! Alright.
Long before Jared Kushner served as the president’s shithead senior adviser, he was a massive shithead slumlord in…
And here we have The Atlantic with a profile of Heidi Cruz, which I guess is supposed to humanize her and her…
My mom is 100% sure that we live in the End Times, and lately, I have been inclined to agree.
Whatever I expected from the voters of Massachusetts, it certainly wasn’t this middle-aged man in a tank top,…
On Tuesday morning, Donald Trump took a victory lap on Twitter after the defamation suit filed by Stormy Daniels, an…
Take a look at Heather Nauert, former Fox News host and current State Department spokesperson, so happy to be just…