Here in New York City, a man has filed a suit in Manhattan Supreme Court against a strip club after an employee allegedly poked him in the eye with her high heel during a lap dance. Stephen Chang claims he "sustained serious personal injuries" in November when the stripper "suddenly swung around, striking [him] in the eye with the heel of her shoe." The manager, identified as Lou, says: "We didn't have any reported accidents. We have a first-aid kit, and we would have treated the guy or called an ambulance." Chang might actually be hurt — and embarrassed— but you know what Lou could have said? "Hey, consider yourself lucky — some places charge extra for that." [NY Daily News]
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@Lady Skittlehattington, Worsties Guild President: Fortunately, the orgasm was with the days of not being able to bend my leg comfortably.
@cde: One could call it dedication... or just fault me for having the sex drive of a 15 year old boy.
@hello.kitty: I actually COULDN'T cover it— I was on vacation and didn't bring too many pairs of pants: mostly skirts. How did I explain it? With a load of embarassment or with a shifty glance around the room while scratching the back of my neck.