Please Tell Me What to Feel About this Video of Courtney Stodden Coughing Up a Hairball

You can’t ever say that Courtney Stodden doesn’t commit to whatever the hell her brand is supposed to be.

Today is, apparently, National Hairball Day, which I find very confusing for many reasons—chief among them, that I do not have a cat and will never in my life have a cat and I only associate hairballs with cats.

Until now.

In celebration of (I guess???) hairballs, Courtney Stodden dressed up as a sexy cat and spit up a hairball of her very own.


I mean, look at that dedication. The meowing, the makeup, THE ACTUAL HAIRBALL. Also, assuming Courtney is in Los Angeles, it’s not particularly warm today. Clearly, she powered through.

So, this happened. I am also open to theories on what that hairball is made of. Madeleine Davies suggested it was crafted from Courtney’s own hair extensions, while Emma Carmichael took things to a much darker place and suggested that perhaps Courtney collected the hair from the walls of her shower.

Please go on and enjoy the rest of your day with this information and visual now etched in your mind.

Senior Writer, Jezebel

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Courtney Stodden is my favorite trainwreck to follow. She’s so weirdly at peace being bizarre while trying to be sexy while trying to be a grownup.