"Play Safe With Your Young Ones—Make Sure They Get Sugar Every Day."

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The next time anyone gives me crap about eating Pop-Tarts with a side of Sweet Tarts for breakfast, I'm going to show them this vintage ad, which praises the powers of sugar, claiming that "sugar's got what it takes." [VintageAds]

DISCUSSION

The real question here is, does Mary toast her Pop-Tarts?