'Pinot Noir' Is the Music Video About Black Dick That You Need, Deserve

Until this morning at 3am, I was not a fan of the Ellie Kemper-powered new show The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. But something about watching a music video making fun of the Countess Luann school of singing while being about dicks just broke me. And it will break you, too. Troll the respawn, Jeremy! And trust in Titus Andromedon.