Pigs On The Wing

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The huge, inflatable, pro-Obama pig sent soaring over the Coachella music festival during Roger Waters' set of Pink Floyd songs last weekend has finally been found (in pieces) in nearby Indio, California. Reports the AP: "Susan Stoltz found a plastic heap in her driveway Monday, but said she didn't know what it was until she read about the missing pig in the Desert Sun newspaper. 'My kids are going to think I'm so cool,' she said." [AP]



Did that pig have a giant gold squishy splart fart?

Her kids are probably like "Pink the singer? Pink Taco? Pink the Victoria's Secret line? Pink Panther? Is Roger Waters that creepy guy who sits in Denny's all day drinking coffee scratching himself?" They won't be that impressed.