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Why the Hell Did Someone Hire a White Guy to Read an Essay That Begins 'I'm a Southern Black Woman'?
I pictured him blond, effeminate, soft and very young looking. Almost like a painting of an angel. This guy looks a little too...cruel and dastardly. My dorian was the picture of petulant, diva, aggrogant youth. I'm sooo going to see this anyway.