An eagle-eyed reader pointed us to Kel's Photo Creations, where someone (presumably named "Kel") will take your pageant baby's face and turn it into something that looks like, in the words of said tipster, "airbrushed street art of Bratz dolls." One such example is to the left, but you can find some more Lisa Frank-ish creations here. We thought that perhaps this was the invention of some performance artists, but if you peruse the rest of the site, it seems that Kel is not fucking around. You can get the full Photoshop treatment for $35. A bargain! [Kel's Photo Creations]