Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Small Child Refuse To Starve Themselves For Hollywood

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New York, April 11. Image via INFDaily.

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Oh. Ophelia

Ah, fun captions for a Saturday morning. Just to clarify, though, it's very possible our friend Phillip is on a crash diet, and is simply eating what he must to maintain life.

This is part of what frustrates me about photos of people eating; food sustains life. Even the thinnest starlet must eat something every day, but if she eats it in public and is photographed she's blowing her diet. And if she's photographed eating something other than a salad, well, the world must come to a screeching halt while we all try to figure out if she's making some statement for being a "normal" size.

Please.

Let the man eat his lunch.