News has emerged that Philip Seymour Hoffman just got out of detox last Friday after a 10-day stay to kick an addiction that started with prescription drugs and culminated in snorting heroin.
Hoffman was 23 years sober before he fell off the wagon about a year ago — no official statement has been made, but he told TMZ that he’s being supported by “a great group of friends and family.” He’s already back to making his next movie. [TMZ]
Beyoncé is supposedly fucking pissed (and rightly so) that during H&M’s first pass over her ad campaign shots, they retouched them and shrank her curves. Aw HELL no.
Source:“When Beyonce found out they had edited the way her body really looked, she hit the roof. She’s a true diva and was furious that she had been given such a snubbing. Her people refused to give the pictures the green light so H&M were forced to use the originals.”
An H&M rep says sorry-not-sorry: “Beyoncé was our only choice for this campaign and we were delighted when she said yes. Our goal has always been to portray Beyoncé as the strong and beautiful woman she is. It has been a wonderful working process and a close cooperation. Both parties are happy with the final images.” [Page Six]
Courtney Love told Howard Stern that Frances Bean Cobain was offered the role of Bella Swan in the Twilight movies after a casting director saw her photo in a magazine and sent the script over. However, Frances declined, telling Courtney “That’s a sexist Mormon piece of shit.” LOL A+ [Gossip Cop]
A New York waitress is suing MAC Cosmetics for reportedly contracting mouth herpes after a makeup artist promoting Rihanna’s capsule collection for MAC “applied an unsanitized, herpes-infected tube of ‘Riri Woo’ lipstick to her mouth” back in May.
The woman was diagnosed with herpes two days later. I feel like maybe there’s a longer gestation period than that? But anyway, woo! [The Daily Beast]
- Outkast’s Big Boi fucked his knee up, owz. [TMZ]
- Someone hanging out in a landfill came across film of Dan Aykroyd standing over a dead body and turned him into the cops. (It was just moviemaking magic.) [TMZ]
- Dina and Michael Lohan are fighting again. I knew the world made sense. [TMZ]
- Amanda Bynes was in Buffalo to jump on an exercise trampoline. “We’re not in Buffalo,” she allegedly told the paparazzi there. Jesus. [TMZ]
- She called Lance Bass “an ugly ex-boy band member with no talent” after he voiced his concern for her on Twitter. [Gossip Cop]
- Busy Phillips was the shit when she was asked if she gets waxes on The Conversation with Amanda DeCadenet: “I love this question. I do get waxed, but after I had my daughter I had this real epiphany. I felt like it would be really fucking weird if I had no hair on my vagina, because I have a little girl and I want her to look at me and think that grown women have hair on their vaginas!” Be friends with me. [Us Weekly]
- Channing Tatum says he’s “a fat kid on the inside.” Like a Cadbury egg buried deep inside an industrial-sized jar of whey protein. [People]
- Josh Hartnett is dating an English actress named Tamsin Egerton. [Us Weekly]
- Tracy Morgan will star in a new FX show. [Vulture]
- Le petit prince Justin Bieber got slizzered with Carmelo Anthony. [Page Six]
- Guess what Janet Jackson and Niles from Frasier have in common. Guess who is embarrassed she knows this much about Frasier. [Page Six]
- Ann Curry’s a rill shitty neighbor, apparently. [Page Six]
- Miley Cyrus Instagrammed herself in a wedding dress even though she and Liam Hemsworth might have cancelled their engagement. [Page Six]
- This clip of teenage Jessica Simpson singing in her high school production of A Chorus Line is kind of wonderful. [E!]
- Mark Hamill was seen picking old cigarette butts out of the trash and smoking them in his BMW/not using the Force. [Page Six]
- Katie Couric went out with Bob Saget once and he never called her again. Michael Jackson asked her out once, but she was seeing someone. O what tangled webs we weave. [NYDN]
- Women who, if I had to guess, are from the topless protest group Femen, ran up to Heidi Klum with “Heidi Horror Picture Show” written on their chests. [E!]
- This. [E!]
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