Pete & Ashlee Honeymoon In Basement

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  • Pete Wentz says he and Ashee Simpson signed a pre-nup before their wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in their L.A. basement. Pete explains, "We got some blow-up palm trees, a little fake-n-bake tanning booth. We're eating DiGiorno's pizza, getting in that tanning oven every once in a while, it's great. It's gonna look like we're on that private jet. We're gonna save that 30 grand, you know?" Also, Pete refused to confirm that Ash is knocked up. [A Socialite's Life]
  • Beyoncé was seen not drinking, so she must be pregnant. [Page Six]
  • Is Lilly Allen a drunken mess? Apparently she's been boozing it up in Cannes this week and was kicked off a yacht for ripping off her bikini top and jumping off the side. [Page Six]
  • Jessica Alba was wed in a civil ceremony at the Beverly Hills courthouse on Monday. She wore a long blue dress; the groom wore a white shirt and brown pants. YAWN. [Page Six]
  • Oooh, is Jessica Alba planning a bigger ceremony? That's what her brother Josh says. [E!]
  • After 13 years of marriage, Dylan McDermott has filed for divorce from wife Shiva Rose. Hollywood is about heartbreak, you guys. [People]
  • Some Starbucks employee tried to trick Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen! Apparently a former barista in New York's West Village allegedly used to swap out skim milk for the full-fat variety when the girls came by. A snitch swears: "The barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat." [MSNBC]
  • Britney's father has quit his catering job to work for Britney full-time. "The responsibilities he has assumed as conservator ... have required [his] full-time attention," read the court papers. As a result, he has been unable to continue to his prior employment and he has lost his source of income which he needs to pay his living expenses." Jamie Spears gets $2,500 a week to handle Brit's affairs. [People]
  • Does Kirsten Dunst have a black eye for a movie or for real? [Mirror]
  • Jennifer Aniston is in a new SmartWater ad and she is "brolly-toting" and in "wellies." Cheerio, pip pip. [The Sun]
  • The rumor is that American Idol producers want David Cook to win. A source says, "David Archuleta cannot be managed the way that 19 Entertainment wants to manage their winners." [MSNBC]
  • The peeps who do the voices for The Simpsons want more money — you know, like as much as people whose faces you actually see on TV get. [E!]
  • So you know how Madonna was seen chatting up Mike Tyson? Apparently he's interested in Malawi. The two of them are going to fly there this summer and promote awareness of children with AIDS. Can you believe rapist Mike has a gentler side? [Mirror]
  • LL Cool J: Seen "pumping iron" for five hours straight in preparation for a Men's Fitness cover. Feel the burn. [Page Six]
  • Khloe Kardashian is 5'10". You know you wanted to know. Oh! And Kim Kardashian says: "There is no fancy reason for why I don't drink alcohol. I simply hate the taste! I really can't stomach it. I might drink once a year on a special occasion. t's funny that it seems so odd to people that I don't drink. They all assume I'm sober or had a drinking problem. Nope, I just hate the taste. I never was a drinker." [ONTD]
  • Here's Khloe wearing a T-shirt that reads "Like A Virgin." Not a virgin, but like one. [The Sun]
  • Mariah Carey has a drink holder. Her vocal coach Carrie Grant says MC brought an entourage of 30 peeps to one recording session. "There was a woman that held her drink with a straw. That's all she does, flies around the world as a drinks holder." Apparently it's so she doesn't smudge her lipstick. [Mirror]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal has joined the cast of the Jerry Bruckheimer flick Prince Of Persia: Sands Of Time. The Disney flick is based on a video game and could be a huge franchise like Pirates Of The Caribbean, so save up for your Jake action figure. [ET]
  • Jake and Reese love the beach. [The Sun]
  • Want to see Harrison Ford getting his chest waxed? It's for a good cause. Click here. [E!]
  • Spike Lee is pissed that Clint Eastwood never has any black soldiers in his war movies. Do the right thing, Clint! [Page Six]
  • Heiress Lydia Hearst is in love with a helicopter pilot about to be deployed to Iraq. Is it Gossip Girl or is it real? [Page Six]
  • Nick Hogan is having a rough time in jail. Not that it's supposed to be fun. [Page Six]
  • Mick Jagger skipped his daughter Jade's party in Cannes to go to the Chopard bash down the street. Dissed by dad! [Mirror]
  • Tori Spelling requested a guest spot on the new 90210 and will indeed have a cameo role in the premiere episode. Now Ian Ziering wants in. Does the new generation want to see these old folks? [E!]
  • Rumor has it someone on the new 90210 will be A Gay. A closeted teen. Who? [Perez Hilton]
  • Kristi Yamaguchi won Dancing With The Stars. [People]
  • Billy Bob Thornton has allegedly been cyber-harassing his fourth wife's sister. Yeah, who the hell knows. [TMZ]
  • Sharon Osbourne will be the host and mentor on Rock of Love Girls: Charm School, which is a spin off of Charm School and Rock Of Love. Sharon is classy, so it should be fun. [DListed]
  • The Pet Shop Boys have offered to help Amy Winehouse finish her Bond theme song. (Mark Ronson gave up.) What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this? [The Sun]
  • Courtney Love says the rumor that she's scrapped her second solo album is "nonsense." The new CD should be out by July. "No 'scrapping' is going on, simply a few retakes, especially since all those recordings were leaked to the Net," sez Court. [Reuters]
  • The video in question was aired in court in the R. Kelly trial. Reuters reports: "The tape featuring oral sex and other acts drew little noticeable response from the jurors." Kelly's lawyers say: "Robert Kelly is not on that tape." [Reuters]
  • Yoko Ono sued this film company for using the song "Imagine" in a movie challenging Darwinian evolution and promoting Intelligent Design. The judge has promised a quick ruling. I wish that meant he was gonna hit the filmmakers with a ruler. [USA Today]
  • Mel B got her husband topless strippers for his 33rd birthday party. There were also chickens, a pony and five goats. WTF. [The Sun]
  • Simon Cowell used to put his mother's white powder on his face to make himself look pale and sick. To try and get out of going to school. Simon says: "I'd put a cup of tea on my head, call my mum and dad and say, 'not well, feel my temperature.' Dad always believed me, mum didn't." [Mirror]
  • "I would love to have children. I would love to adopt. And I would still like to find a man and have a baby with him. I haven't given up." — Sex And The City's Kristin Davis, 43. [People]
  • "I told my mom, 'I'm not buying another magazine until I can get past this thought of looking like the girl on the cover.' She said, 'Miley you are that girl, and I was like, 'I know, but I don't feel like that girl every day.' You can't always feel perfect." — Miley Cyrus. [People]
  • "There's always somebody who's younger or hotter or prettier. I really did not know if there would be a place for me anymore. If you're a woman and especially if you're not 25, Hollywood is pretty cut-throat. I was very realistic about the fact that there might not be any more room for me. I definitely knew I had lost my place when I left." — Gwyneth Paltrow. [Guardian]



@Dear Blond Diary...: @andBegorrah: Dunno, I would be miffed. As an example: in my "NATURAL" state, I'm chubby. QUITE chubby, actually. I worked really, really hard to lose weight and continue to work to KEEP it off. Often, when there are cookies or cake or something, people will tell me "Just have a piece of cake! You can afford it! You're thin!" but it's like 'Yes. Because I don't eat cake.' So if someone were to sneak in whole milk or regular soda instead of diet, etc., I'd be (reasonably, I think) pissed.

Obviously, you know you two are among my favorite Jezebels, but it's a huge pet peeve of mine when people make it their business to tell me what I should (or should not) be eating. Just giving you different perspective :-)