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PETA Successfully Ruins Valentine's Day

If you weren't already icked out by Valentine's Day, PETA's V-day ad should do the trick. Because apparently being fucked into a neck brace is what ladies want out of their dudes?


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So is this supposed to mean that being vegan somehow unlocks unfathomable sexual amaze-balls that possibly compels the girl to stagger off pantsless to buy produce?

PETA's such a gaggle of sanctimonious goofwads. They don't even offer no-kill shelters. There's so many ways they could've conveyed the message, rather than showing that being a vegan turns you into a violent jackhammer in the sack. I guess being tasteful and informative is not really PETA's bag.