If you weren't already icked out by Valentine's Day, PETA's V-day ad should do the trick. Because apparently being fucked into a neck brace is what ladies want out of their dudes?
So is this supposed to mean that being vegan somehow unlocks unfathomable sexual amaze-balls that possibly compels the girl to stagger off pantsless to buy produce?
PETA's such a gaggle of sanctimonious goofwads. They don't even offer no-kill shelters. There's so many ways they could've conveyed the message, rather than showing that being a vegan turns you into a violent jackhammer in the sack. I guess being tasteful and informative is not really PETA's bag.