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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Perez Hilton Is a Father Now So... Mazel Tov?

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Perez Hilton took to his site this afternoon to announce that he is now the proud father of a one-month old son. He did not announce who his surrogate was so, as of now, we have no idea what woman was willing to have the gossip columnist's semen inside of her.

From Perez Hilton:

Dear Friends,

I want you to hear this directly from me, right here.

I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy — with lots of hair on his tiny head!

My family is overjoyed at this newest and most cherished addition.

Thank YOU for welcoming into your homes, offices, classrooms, cell phones and wherever else you may read my five websites.

And thank you for welcoming ME into your lives!

I am so humbled to welcome this little man into my life. And I am honored and ready for the challenge of guiding him through his.

With love,

Congratulations to the father and congratulations to the sweet little baby who — let's remember — didn't ask for any of this. Let's just be grateful that the baby is boy; it greatly reduces the risk of having his image covered in MS Paint renderings of dicks and semen.


[Perez Hilton]