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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Penelope Cruz Births Hottest Baby Ever

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  • Seriously, this kid's got some great genes.

The spawn of Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem came into the world yesterday in Los Angeles. Boy? Girl? Name? We need info! [X17, NYDN]

  • Oh! It's a boy! Penny Cruz's baby, that is. [NY Post]
  • Speaking of babies… Adam Dell has filed court papers to set up a custody arrangement with Padma Lakshmi so he can see his 11 month old daughter, Krishna Thea Lakshmi. Apparently Adam can only see Krishna 9 days a month right now. Oh, and he hates the name Krishna. [TMZ, Page Six]
  • Rumor: Britney Spears will premiere her video for "Hold It Against Me" between the Superbowl and Glee. New Britney video! Do what you must to prepare yourself! [Muu Muse]
  • Kick-ass Kick-Ass star Chloe Moretz will be on 30 Rock! [Twitter]
  • Kate Hudson and Muse frontman Matt Bellamy are secretly engaged! The situation is so hush hush that Britloids know about it. [The Sun]
  • Spin control! Jessica Simpson was drunk as a skunk the other day because she'd just finished a cleanse. It was the first meal she'd eaten in days and the sake hit her hard. Um, sure! Me too, Jess! It wasn't the gin and tonics that made me tipsy text… it was the cleanse! [Page Six]
  • Glee creator Ryan Murphy is pissed at people who won't let the show use their songs. For instance: "Fuck you, Kings of Leon. They're self-centered a–holes, and they missed the big picture. They missed that a 7-year-old kid can see someone close to their age singing a Kings of Leon song, which will maybe make them want to join a glee club or pick up a musical instrument. It's like, OK, hate on arts education. You can make fun of Glee all you want, but at its heart, what we really do is turn kids on to music." On the other hand, Jennifer Lopez and Stevie Nicks will probably be in some future episodes. So… [Just Jared]
  • The OTHER Olsen! The OTHER Olsen! [NY Post]
  • Today on Ellen, it's a surprise birthday show. Expect to see Pink, Julia Roberts, Colin Farrell and Jaden Smith. [Ellen]
  • Kim Kardashian: "Kourtney's really weird. She's really messy and neurotic. It'll take like 10 hours picking something out… She's just really weird. Her taste in food is so bizarre." Kourtney Kardashian: "I think I have mental problems. I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying." Kim: "It's just like if someone loves her, God bless him." And this is why Kim is okay with Kourtney being with Scott "American Psycho" Disick. [E!]
  • Breaking: Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen were seen chatting at a bar. Gossiping about Real Housewives, no doubt! [Page Six]
  • P.S. Anderson Cooper doesn't mind that he can't fill in for Regis Philbin on Live! since he's committed to his own daytime show. In fact, Coop's rep quips, "He has no regrets about anything, except a velour track suit he once wore in the eighth grade." [Gatecrasher]
  • If you haven't already, check out this video, in which Ashton Kutcher and his stepdaughter Scout sing a little ditty called "My Sober." Sweet. [YouTube]
  • There are so many deals between music and tech: Gaga for Polaroid, T-Pain in that dumb-ass Toshiba commercial. And now Will.I.Am is the Director of Creative Innovation at Intel. I don't know what it means but it sounds like it pays well. [Contact Music]
  • John Travolta will play John Gotti in a film directed by Nick Cassavetes. [TMZ]
  • Okay, so Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt held a press conference, to which he wore some kind of Thurston Howell the Third ensemble and posed in front of a golden horse head. But here's the big question: Why are there two toilets in the garden of his wife's Bel Air mansion? [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
  • Mike Tyson's wife has given birth to a baby boy. The child is Mike's eighth. [WonderWall]
  • Dancing With The Stars' Cheryl Burke has revealed that she was molested when she was 5 years old. [NY Post]
  • No Doubt's Tony Kanal is now the father of a baby girl named Coco. [Contact Music]
  • Half the people who watched the first episode of Skins didn't tune in for episode two. [CBS News]
  • McG, who directed the pilot of Chuck, both Drew Barrymore Charlie's Angels movies, and was a producer on The O.C., Supernatural, Nikita and Human Target, is the "odds-on favorite" to direct the Wonder Woman pilot for NBC. Make it good, dude. Make it good. [TV Line]
  • Jimmy Buffett fell off a stage in Australia and has been rushed to the hospital. [TMZ]
  • "My weight is always going up and down. I'm always fighting that and I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else… Not caring what other people think is a struggle that I think I've gotten a hold of, but as much as I say that, other people's words eventually come and do hit you hard. I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle. It's not the biggest thing in life, but it does get you down sometimes." — Khloe Kardashian. [Digital Spy]