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Radar reports that Rihanna is renting a $7 million bachelorette pad in the Hollywood Hills. Nicknamed "The Fortress," the house is decked out in enough glass, chrome, and gray accents to fulfill anybody's medieval nightclub dreams.

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Herein, we imagine what Rih would get up to in this house, since we won't be able to see on Instagram anymore.

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This sitting room reminds me of Clue. So Rihanna would definitely host a boardgame night here, while rolling a blunt, obviously.

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This Porsche Design Group kitchen would cure the munchies.

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The perfect room to pretend to be Liberace.

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Sex with Drake.

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Nature/fitness/Japanese culture! If I lived in "The Fortress," I would literally never have to leave the house. I'd also never use this gym.

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Dungeon orgy, anyone?

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Perfect for inviting a hundred of your closest friends for some hot-boxing.

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Or light up outside while enjoying the view. Careful not to ash on the ground, though, Rihanna. The neighbors always know where the fire starts.

Images via Radar and Hausangeles.

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