Peas and Carrots Will Live Out Their Days Peacefully But You Will Not

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A pair of turkeys named Peas and Carrots lived it up in hotel room covered in what appears to be wood chips and other fowl paraphernalia before being pardoned by President Trump on Tuesday.

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They will live the rest of their lives with no conception of the horrors of the world in which they dwell. Lucky bitches!