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Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier Party

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There are certain cliches we all need to cling to for our own sanity. One of these is legendary French chic. So imagine my shock then when I got a look at the images from last night's party for legendary lensman Patrick Demarchelier and discovered a cache of French fashionistas looking, quite frankly, comme ass. And it wasn't just les Francaises: Milla Jovovich? Oh dear. Naomi Campbell? No. Lenny Kravitz? Don't ask. As I find myself saying more and more often in these troubled times, thank the good Lord for Dita Von Teese. Les bonnes, les mauvaises, les affroyantes, apres le jump!


The Good

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Who knew I could be so glad to see a miniature top hat?

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Sure. Nothing wrong with a basic ensemble like Estelle Lefebure's.

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Model Jessica Stam is young, lovely enough to totally rock this.
The Bad:

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So many ugly things in Frederique Bel's outfit, so little time.

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Hey, don't ask me. I have no insight into the inner workings of Naomi Campbell's mind.

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I don't like to toss around the term "Nazi ringmaster in a David Lynch film," but if the shoe fits...sorry, Chantal Thomas.

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Look. We all know we could dispense with pants if we wanted. That doesn't mean it's advisable.

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And we thought Katie Holmes had defined the denim nadir! Meet Elodie Bouchez .

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A 15-year-old punk and a 15-year-old dandy are in a fight to the death. The battleground: the hide of Lenny Kravitz.

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Oh Lenny—so very bad, but yet so good.

I think the man is smokin' hot.