Paris Hilton's new lips.

We always thought she'd get the boobs done first, but it appears that Paris Hilton has failed to take a leaf out of the book of fellow thin-lipped celebs Meg Ryan and Jessica Simpson, and got herself a good old trout pout.

Before:

Her charming thin-lipped lazy-eyed self.

And after:

And just because we can, here's a side by side:

At first, we were kind of horrified in a gleeful kind of way, but then we thought it was kind of cool to see how Paris will look when she's forty, after three rehabs, two kids, 15 abortions 'miscarriages', having lost her fortune but found God in a trailer park in Omaha.