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Paris Hilton's Dad Pimps Her Out In Vegas

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  • Palms casino/hotel owner George Maloof may pay Paris Hilton's dad the 50Gs he's asking for for the privilege of hosting Paris' Get-Out-Of-Jail Bash.
  • George Maloof: "The one who once hooked her up with Britney Spears." What an achievement!
  • Meanwhile, (same item, folks!) "Girls Gone Wild" mogul Joe Francis looks fondly ahead to his own after-prison bash, a party that will be replete with "car thieves, drug dealers and murderers" at Hyde in LA. But he's in no hurry to get out of jail, mind you! "My cell is actually nicer than my USC dorm room." Also! "My heart goes out to Paris." (And what a heart it is!) [Page Six]
  • Dina Matos McGreevey court filings accuse her ex-husband and former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevy of badmouthing her in the gay community, which then sabotaged sales of her tell-all. We aren't buying it. Um, Dina? "Badmouthing in the gay community" is also known as "word-of-mouth marketing" in this town, and if sales dropped off that's because the book's sex scenes sucked, which is prob because... you married a gay, bitch! [NY Post]
  • Check forging socialite Dori Cooperman is trying to cozy up to Lindsay Lohan in rehab, and Lindsay's "friends" are all "it won't work" and we are all "it will so work." [Page Six]
  • Bad mommy/crazy lady actress Anne Heche loses custody of her kids and seeks solace in the arms of Ethan Hawke, pussy. [Page Six] [Gatecrasher] [E! Online]

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Trivia what episode of The OC did a creepy fellow rehabber cozy up to our heroine?

Don't people shell out the big bucks for some protection from these predators?