Paris Hilton Must Be Stopped

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  • We are Nietzsche and God is dead: Paris Hilton's stint in jail saw her fragrance sales rise 30% higher than where they were at this time last year. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • The biggest conflict in the Middle East right now? Crocs. Price-fixing. The Holy Land. Is nothing sacred there? [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Daisy Fuentes: A sweatshop manufacturer no more! Now we can buy our Wet Seal clothes guilt-free! [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Today's installation of "When Designers Sell Out": The Alice Temperley for Moet & Chandon tote bag, specially designed with a compartment for toting... Moet. Ugh. [Vogue UK]
  • Who says the English are all stodgy? They spend more on clothing than any other group of people in Europe, except the Italians. [Telegraph]
  • Peter Som: next head designer at Bill Blass? And if so, will he break the Blass losing streak? [WWD, 2nd item]
  • Vogue crisis! Marni designer's Consuelo Castiglioni's tent for a photoshoot was stolen! [WWD, 2nd item]
  • In our 2nd "God is dead" moment — and it's not even 10 am! — Rugby by Ralph Lauren is to be featured at the coolest, most exclusive store in the whole wide world, Colette Paris. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • The unexpected collaboration between film director David Lynch and the fashion industry continues with an exhibit of Lynch's photographs of... Christian Louboutin shoes. [WWD, 2nd item]
  • French fashion house Ungaro's lead designer, Peter Dundas, has resigned. [Vogue UK]
  • Permira's purchase of more shares of Valentino stock (they're now at 60.2% of the company) went through yesterday. [NYT]



Oh honey look! Paris Hilton is in jail! I must run out and buy 100 bottles of her lovely fragrance "Eau de Barroom Floor"! It's bound to become a collector's item and then I can sell it on e-bay for 3 or 4 times it's already insane price! We could retire! We could become rich and famous and hang out with Paris! We could throw up on her shoes!