As we reported earlier, Barbara Walters received a phone call from Paris Hilton yesterday, a phone call she went onto describe during the opening segment The View this morning. Some details Barbara passed onto a grateful nation: Paris wants to open a "play house" for sick children when she is released from jail; her skin is a little dry; she will never again drink or drive; she is not on antidepressants; she was sent to jail because her soul did not like the way she was being seen (way to take responsibility for your actions, Paris!). Click play for the entire clip.

The View