Paris and Nicole Go To Jail—no, it's not a revival of The Simple Life. It's a new porno poking fun at the socialites, out next month, in which the girls "find that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmate." We hope this one's not in night vision. [AVN]
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