Families who attended a parade in Hattiesburg, Mississippi were outraged when they discovered candy in the shape of dicks had been thrown during the event.
Keisha Smith told WDAM 7 her 12-year-old nephew picked up the candy and threw it to the ground. “I pick it up and I wonder what’s wrong with the candy. Is it open? I pick it up and look at it, and it’s penis candy,” she said. Hmm, sounds like your typical Halloween prank.
The parade, which is described as a family-oriented community event, had rules against sexually suggestive costumes or attire. Looks like they’ll be updating those regulations to include candy, as well. Parade organizers told the news station the participants behind the inappropriate incident were dealt with, but did not release the mischief-makers’ names.
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DISCUSSION
OH MY GOD. HER 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW MIGHT DISCOVER A PENIS!!!! <insert gif of ship, already sailed>
MAYBE HE MIGHT EVENTUALLY LEARN THAT HE HAS ONE, ATTACHED TO HIS OWN CORPOREAL BEING!! <insert gif about masturbation>
DEAR GOD, WHY DID NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN, HALF OF WHOM ACTUALLY HAVE PENISES? <insert yet ANOTHER gif about masturbation>