Over at Babble's FameCrawler column, they're polling readers on the probability that Suri Cruise's father is Ethan from Lost. Stay with us here: Ethan is played by actor William Mapother, who is Tom Cruise's cousin. William is straight. Tom and Katie sleep in separate bedrooms. And check out the heavy-lidded eyes! On the other hand, we've seen Tom Cruise as a kid and he had those eyelids too. So now our head hurts. [Babble]
Ok, that kid is totally Tom's, she looks EXACTLY like him and Katie. I know it's like deemed by the world now that he's a total freak, but...
1. He was always a nutty Scientologist. All those celebrities get into weird-ass religious crap. Kabbalah, Demi?
2. Katie was always kind of a robot. I think she was a robot-y on Dawson's Creek. So other than being a tired, new mom I don't see what was so wrong about her looking spaced out and tired when the baby was younger.
3. Seriously. WTF. As much as Cruise is a total nut and controlling of his image and all that- but aren't all of those people? And honestly, wouldn't it be nice if your boyfriend/husband or whatever declared his love for you all dramatically?
I dunno, he just seems like a nice guy, I like most of his movies, he's a pretty good actor (you ever see Born 4/J?) and he doesn't seem like he treats people like shit. I like him. I just feel like sometime ago the media and the whole world decided to turn on him. Anyway, that's my Tom Cruise rant. I gotta go repack by bowl.