[Los Angeles, December 26. Image via Flynet]
"We've just done our kissing scene, and the directer says, perfect, I've never seen better acting! And the producer says, Orlando, that was bloody brilliant! And the whole cast applauds. And Keira says, oh, can we just do that kissing bit again? And I laugh and say, if you want to kiss someone, why don't you kiss Johnny Depp? And she says, Johnny Depp, don't make me fucking vomit."