The Screen Actors Guild Awards are starting! Who's watching? Who's wearing what? Who's gonna win? Does anyone even care about the SAG Awards? Some people seem to think it's on par with the People's Choice Awards (lol!) in terms of awards and shows nobody gives a damn about — but others like that it's for actors by actors. Mainly actors like that fact.

Let's dish! First, here are the nominees. I hope someone comes out by not coming out, and that Jennifer Lawrence makes another obscure film reference nobody gets. Ten points for District 12! Obviously, the first major bummer of the night is that our best friends forever Tina and Amy aren't hosting. Boo.