OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!

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The 2009 Teen Choice Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, was the place to be last night. Let's just put it this way: everyone was there. And most of them looked deliciously awful.

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Britney Spears wants you to know she's in shape. And, apparently, that she has the same stylist. Noted!


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Jesus Christ, I hope Kristen Stewart doesn't try to sit in this skirt; it'll draw blood - and we all know what happens then...!


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That's quite a dress Vanessa Hudgens is almost wearing! Well, the belt's confusing.


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Zac Efron takes teen Ken to the next level! I'm blinded!


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Alexis Bledel is, it's true, one of my favorite people in the world (for inexplicable reasons) but come on, this is objectively awesome, right? (Right?)


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I think Emma Roberts is an unheralded burgeoning fashionista with a rare ability, at a young age, to pull off things she has no business pulling off! And always still looking demure.


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Chace Crawford: getting in character for a Witness remake?


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Ok, so maybe the onesie trend is in its last gasp, but Kristen Bell looks darling, huh?


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Well, hello, cutie! Lucas Till is so the high school heartthrob!


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This makes me wonder if Abigail Breslin is going through the obligatory Middle School Summer of Love phase.


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This is not the first time I've questioned the workings of Fergie's mind. Just because you can pull something off...should you?


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Don't the Jonas Brothers look like a doo-wop group? Maybe this is appropriate.


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Miss J is ready for a fierce tennis tourney; which doesn't explain why the hell he's wearing it here.


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Miley Cyrus is apparently not feeling the pressure to look demure; guess that storm's blown over!


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Leighton Meester continues to take fashion risks - and they're paying off!


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Lil Mama, in her way, never disappoints.


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Jordin Sparks: blue lagoon. No, I don't know what that means.

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MissSkittles
Zombie Ms. Skittles

The Jonas Brothers ALWAYS look like they're in costume. The first time I ever saw them, one was dressed like a chimney sweep and one was dressed like a Russian grandpa. I like my Jo-Bros to be confusingly dressed and sexually ambiguous.