OMG! It's The Sex And The City Movie Trailer!



The trailer for Sex and the City tells us both nothing and everything we need to know about the movie, which opens in May: "Friends are forever"; giant flower brooches; kissing Big; wedding dress; blah, blah, blah. After the jump, let's look at it, frame-by-frame. No, really. What the hell else is there to do tonight?

For starters: Holy shit with the flower. Wasn't Carrie working those like eight years ago anyway? I mean, i know fashion is cyclical, but come on.

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Patrick Demarchelier is shooting Carrie in wedding dresses.

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God, Carrie is so fucking fat. JK! Seriously, I had no idea it was even possible for a stomach to be that flat.

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I thought Samantha was the one who wore the pearl necklaces. (Har har.) OK, so now this is where we start seeing some '80s themes. Is this movie a prequel?

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'Cause this is Carrie's outfit from the show's opening credits.

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And the bitch still doesn't have a damn cell phone.

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Speaking of '80s...I though Miranda would be the one to sport the Paula Poundstone outfit.

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Miranda gets mad about something.

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And then takes a serious autumn walk with Carrie, who's now wearing soft brown hair.

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Charlotte is shocked by something.

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But that's not what concerns me. I'm more interested in those Post It notes next to her. After staring at them for an inordinate amount of time, I've decided that they say "storage," "toss," and "take," which leads me to believe that the girls are at Carrie's apartment, helping her to pack so she can move to Big's.

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OK, so here, Charlotte is dressed like M.I.A., but with a "Carrie" bandanna, and everyone else looks disgusting. After seeing some more Post Its in the background, I'm thinking that while helping her pack, the girls found some of Carrie's Ghosts of Fashions Past, and being silly (probably after a Cosmo or two) they dressed up in them.

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Earlier: Christina Aguilera As Sex & The City's Samantha: "I'm A Man"

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Teaser trailer

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A teaser trailer, or teaser is a short trailer used to advertise an upcoming movie, game or television series.

Teasers, unlike typical theatrical trailers, are usually very short in length (between 30-60 seconds) and usually contain little if any actual footage from the film. Sometimes it is merely a truncated version of a theatrical trailer. They are usually released long in advance of the film they advertise.

Teaser trailers are usually only made for big-budget and popularly themed movies. Their purpose is less to tell the audience about a movie's content than simply to let them know that the movie is coming up in the near future, and to add to the hype of the upcoming release. Teaser trailers are often made while the film is still in production or being edited and as a result they may feature scenes or alternate versions of scenes that are not in the finished film.