Gee, thanks, Ivory Soap people, for putting things in perspective. (Click to enlarge.) [Vintage Ads]
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@BicSharpie: That was great.
Since when does anybody look at someone and go, "You know, Lilly has such a great smile, gorgeous hair, and a killer body, but those HANDS! I can barely stand to see her, they are so wrinkled!"