Check out the ad for this product sold in the '70s called Finesse. Essentially, it's a Water Pik for vaginas, to be used as a douche. It also comes with a mini-bidet attachment for external cleaning that has other uses. "Many mothers find it useful with their young children." Ew! We're so glad our moms didn't bathe us with their coochie cleaners when we were little. (Click image to view full version.) [Vintage Ads]
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