Ann Coulter is adorable, like a little girl lifting her frilly skirt to cover her face, and accidentally showing her whole frilly ass in the process. Except she's a woman in her fifties whose job, I guess, is to go around showing her whole ass and hoping people get mad about it.

Here's the famous fag hag's latest attempt to promote Ann Coulter Awareness by getting sassy about something vaguely zeitgeisty, via Right Wing Watch:

People know what a rape is, and to have girls trying to get attention from Lena Dunham to this poor psychotic at UVA, Lady Gaga claiming she was raped but she didn't admit it to herself for five years. What major crime do people say, 'I didn't admit it to myself'?

Am I mad? Nah. I have it on good authority that Ann Coulter is actually a pretty chill and fun lady to hang out with in real life, as long as you are not an adorable fluffy kitten (Ann Coulter eats kittens). It's a shame, though, that her entire professional raison d'être is saying outrageous things that can't possibly be true just to get attention. You know, like Lena Dunham.

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