In a segment taped the day before the Oscars for Today, Octavia Spencer talked to Al Roker about losing weight: "I love my body… I'm not trying to be a thin mint," she clarified. "I want to be a thick, chocolate mint." Mmm. Sounds good. Note to Girl Scouts: Get on that. She also told Al: "I'm going to get my boobs stapled to my shoulders so by the time I'm 70, they will drop to where they need to be." Well! Okay then. Also, much like certain editors around here, Octavia prefers Wacoal bras. Man, we would love to drink champagne with this lady.