Observe The Majestic And Determined Penguin

One time when I was waiting at a bar, a very drunk older woman turned to me. "Honey, did you know that penguins are basically fish with wings?"

"No," I said.

"They're literally fishbirds."

"I didn't know that," I said, and she got the check. In hindsight, I bet she was an Animorph.


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