Viviano blames the Obama campaign for the murder of a the chair of the Arkansas Democratic Party and for threatening to kill Chelsea Clinton unless Hillary stopped talking about Obama's birth certificate. But here's where the post gets really deliciously crazy, in a Michele Bachmann Tries Cocaine for the First Time kind of way.

I thought to myself that if they were bold enough to threaten the life of the Clinton's daughter then have they made similar threats to all of the leading Republicans in both the House and Senate? Is this why Congress has remained so silent ever since Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's March 1st news conference where he provided the American people with the evidence that Obama's birth certificate and Selective Service Cards are forgeries?


The reason, then, that we haven't heard more about Barack Obama's secret Kenyanism isn't that most nominally rational people have decided that it's time to move past the birth certificate issue, it's that the President has threatened each and every one of the Republican leaders of the House and Senate. With what? The murder of Chelsea Clinton? Threatening to break Tim Tebow's constantly-genuflecting knees? The post doesn't say, but it does close with a dire warning,

If he does get re-elected, I'm positive it will mean the end of free elections and free America. We will become another Soviet Union: a land run by an elite group of Marxists who will exploit all of the people for their own personal gain. America, for all intent and purpose will be dead if Obama gets re-elected.


Young man, please see me after class.

Fox News anchor Heather Childers, she of the nose for news that sniffed out this story in the first place, has since made her Twitter account private. Lord knows what sort of fruitcake shenanigans are going on in there now.


UPDATED: Fox Senior VP: Fox Anchor Knows Obama Conspiracy Tweets Were "A Mistake" [Media Matters]