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Now You Can Pay to Have Sex in the Sky

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If you're really desperate to have sex in mid-air and live within reasonable proximity of Cincinnati, — a city now not only famous for its hideous football uniforms but for its aeronautical libertines — you can pay a voyeuristic pilot to listen to you have sex with your SO in the back of his Cessna. Flight is, after all, a miracle and for people who are really too modest to bone in an airliner's cubby-hole bathroom, the champagne, chocolates, and spacious pallet that the $425 sex flight Flamingo Air offers is the perfect alternative to four hours in coach under the recriminating gaze of a knowing flight attendant. Then again, if some guy was offering $50 sex rides in the bed of his pick-up truck while he did doughnuts in front of your local church and blasted Waylon Jennings, he probably wouldn't get too much business, and riding in a single-engine airplane is only a pair of wings away from riding in a musty car with no muffler.

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Cincinnati-based Flamingo Air will allows passengers have sex during flights [NDNY]

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I feel like a total scuzzbucket for being into this. I'm not into sex in front of non consenting parties, so I can't fool around with the prestohus in our seats, and plane toilets are repulsive to me.... I just figured I'd never be in the Mile High Club.