Now You Can Have Tilda Swinton and David Bowie All Over Your Ass

If you have thirty dollars burning a hole through your shark leggings, you might want to take that shit next level and fashion your crotch, buttocks, and legs with these earth angels.

The seller writes on Etsy:

These urban chic psychedelic leggings feature an intricate pattern of portraits of two of our favorite celebrities in the world of music and cinema, David Bowie and Tilda Swinton. The merging of the photos cleverly assumes an abstract floral appearance when seen from afar and explodes in intricate detail when inspected closely and believe me when I say that everyone around you is going to be craning their necks for a longer glance and trying to sneak in a closer look at this awesome piece of leg wear.

So are we all buying these? Or what? Okay, it’s or what. I get it; I get it.

[Etsy, inspired by Tilda Stardust]