Now that you've signed up for the perfect breasts, why wait to show them off to all of your friends? In today's Telegraph, an article reveals that John Tebbetts, a Texan plastic surgeon, has a new breast enlargement procedure that only takes 30 to 40 minutes. "After the surgery we tell the women to go home, have a little nap then get up after two hours, wash their hair which helps them stretch their muscles, then go out to dinner," he says. The procedure promises no visible bruising or need for special bras, and is being called the "out to dinner" operation. Seriously? This shit makes us "lose our lunch." [Telegraph]