Nothing Sexy About Hotels!

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Even though her dad has explained it was "art," Miley Cyrus has retired her infamous stripper pole - replacing it with some kind of rolling cart like "the kind a hotel bellhop uses." [E!]

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Today is not going well for me. Lindsay looked like Sharon Stone, Miley looked like Lindsay. Before you know it there'll be a picture of Abigail Breslin looking like Miley.

Then I will look like that girl behind Miley, really upset and ready to run/scream.