EGHAM, UNITED KINGDOM - JUNE 17: Dita Von Teese attends The Cartier Queen's Cup Final at Guards Polo Club on June 17, 2012 in Egham, England. (Photo by Stuart Wilson/Getty Images)
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Must you show your perfect alabaster skin in public to further ridicule my freckly and spotty self?
Have you no shame?!?
But, um. In truth, you're gorgeous. Now. Tell me all your secrets.
ETA: to ask, where do I get skin color compatible lipstick as awesomely red as yours?