Noted Hollywood Hornbag Gerard Butler is a Total Homewrecker

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In what amounts to a half-baked blind item, Gerard Bulter has been accused of ruining the not-so happy marriage of a fellow thespian – the as-yet unnamed actress calling time on her fledgling marriage because she couldn't get enough of the Scottish actor's wee Scotty. "It was a very intense relationship. She had very strong feelings for Gerard, despite the fact that she was a newlywed at the time," squealed a source. "They would exchange heated text messages, emails and phone calls. She would drop anything to be with Gerard. The two would hook-up at his hotel when he was in Los Angeles." And drop her husband she did. Which turned out to be ill-advised because Gerard was also sexing on other women and dealing with substance abuse issues – the affair ending around about the time he checked into Betty Ford. "She told her husband she would end things with Gerard and he agreed to give her another chance. However, the affair continued and she decided to file for divorce. She thought Gerard wanted to be in a relationship with her but then she found out he was involved with other girls, and hadn't been exactly honest with her about what was going on in his life," added the big-mouth. "[She] began calling Gerard incessantly and he changed his cell phone number. She hasn't been in touch with him since he decided to go to rehab. Gerard has obviously moved on but she is now going through a divorce and trying to support her son [from a previous relationship]." A brief marriage, recent divorce and son from a previous marriage – you know what this means? Speculation time! Let's take this down to the comment feed, shall we? [Radar]
Oh by the by, this lady also had the sex with Dave Navarro. [Radar


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Her character sports some rather interesting ensembles in the Hunger Games, but Elizabeth Banks says Effie Trinket is her fashion inspiration. "My wardrobe used to be all black all the time, but now I add colors," she said, adding that she had no problem playing the bitch. "No. So easy. I love being mean." She's going to be so great in this film! [E!]
The ever humble Miley Cyrus says the hardest thing for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth during the Hunger Games shoot was being away from her. Naturally. [E!]

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Whitney Houston's mom, Cissy, surprised everyone by taking the high road when she discovered who took a snap of her dead daughter at the funeral home. Rather than rip the guilty party's face off she asked that the six-figure fee they received for the photo be donated to charity. "Whitney's grieving mom now knows who sold that photo to the National Enquirer," said some source-type, adding that she had a "had a come-to-Jesus moment" and decided to use her justified guilting opportunity for the greater good. [Celebuzz]
It was weird enough to hear that Whitney Houston and Jermaine Jackson were a thing, but it's depressing to hear that she was clingy and actively seeking to destroy his marriage – allegedly, etc. [NYDN]
Mindsplosion: Bobbi Kristina, Whitney Houston's daughter, is dating Nick Gordon, Whitney Houston's (unofficially) adopted son. [Daily Mail]

Not to be outdone by his sister Maggie, Jake Gyllenhaal racks up a little indie cred by appearing in the clip for the Shoes' "Time To Dance." He plays a fencing serial killer in the catchy clip. Though, be warned, it goes for almost nine minutes. Which is roughly three times longer than our internet-addled brains can usually manage. [People]


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The anus of Aubrey O'Day's dog is at the centre of a Health Department investigation after someone made a complaint that she let it sit on the table at an LA eatery. Letting her pup scoot across the table at Toast last week, officials paid the café a visit to inform the owners that it's kind of gross. "The Health Dept would like people to enjoy eating with their pets," said a rep. "But we also want people to be respectful to other people." [TMZ]

  • Like everything else in the Post today this is a bit of a non-story, but I was nevertheless tickled to hear them refer to Audrey Tautou as the "French toast" of the town when she walked the New York red carpet for her new film, Delicacy. When I steal that line in coming weeks let's pretend that I came up with it. [Page Six]
  • In what can be seen as nothing other than a direct attack on the sanctity of straight marriage and "normal" families, insidious gay activist Ricky Martin says that his life now revolves around his twin boys and long-term partner Carlos Gonzalez Abella. [NYDN]
  • If I looked as great as Rihanna and, you know, actually had breasts, I'd flash them about town just as much if not more than her. [NYDN]
  • Chris Brown's girlfriend Karrueche Tran said she's scared of Rihanna's fans. Though she probably has more to fear from her current partner. [TMZ]
  • Much like a twist in an actually interesting TV drama, Nicollette Sheridan's legal team have revealed they have voicemails in the ongoing Desperate Housewives saga. Twist! [NYDN]
  • It was big of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson to go and support their rapper son Chet Haze as he embarrassed himself in some club. [NYDN]
  • Check out the first image of Kristen Stewart as an undead bloodsucker with chiseled cheekbones in Breaking Dawn – Part 2. [E!]
  • If you like emeralds, you're gonna want to see this blurry picture of Halle Berry's engagement ring. [People]
  • Shitting all over the people that made her rich and able to afford such reading material, Julia Roberts says that her family don't really watch movies because they're more "book people." [People]
  • Avid watchers of Beyonce and critics of women's bodies alike can exhale now that the singer is said to be looking "slim" in the wake of her child's birth. Phew! [US]
  • Jason Segel wants to star in a movie with Hillary Clinton. I'm not sure I want it to be with him but I'd watch any movie with Hillary in it. [US]
  • Part-time sorcerer Olivier Martinez used alchemy to make Halle Berry's engagement ring. [US]
  • She's known for her ridiculous, yet amazing, curves, but some idiot director once called Coco fat – which kick-started a bulimia battle. [Radar]
  • Someone who clearly speaks fluent tabloid says that Barbra Streisand's face is nothing but a misty water-coloured memory after too much work. [Radar]
  • Kim Kardashian in a blonde wig. Discuss. [Daily Mail]
  • Gentlemen, start your engines: The All-Star Edition of RuPaul's Drag Race is in the works! [EW]
  • Did you hear the one about how Jennifer Love Hewitt secretly works for eHarmony? [The Superficial]
  • Whoa: The top-earning British musician in America last year was not Adele but Sade. Smooooooth operator. [Telegraph]
  • Get ready for a pleasure seizure: a Garbage Pail Kids movie is now in development! [Vulture]


Nihongo Hanashimasen.

*Girlish squeal* Yay Twilight!

I really like the fucked-uped-ness of the books. I really do.