For those for whom People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive issue isn't enough stereotypically hot actor man meat, Town & Country has just released their own list of the Top 50 Sexiest Bachelors living on earth right now. It's chock full of the usual array of aristocrats and European nobility...plus a few other interesting choices.
Number 1: Scott Eastwood
If Clint Eastwood's son was making people swoony before, from these quotes, we're not sure what he's doing now:
He also likes his women strong and independent: "The kind who's not afraid to be alone, who leaves her phone at home."
And:
"I love acting, but I'm not a thespian," Scott says, expanding on something he told us in September. "I want to be a man's man, not a glitzy pop star."
Number 5: Stavros Niarchos III
The former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, making it seem like it's the mid-2000s again.
Numbers 8 and 9: Gus Wenner and Theo Wenner
If you like your bachelors rich and holding firm to the trust of their father, these two are for you.
Number 14: Leonardo DiCaprio, Number 24: Johnny Depp and Number 25: Russell Brand
These three. [Shakes head, has no comment]
Number 15: Ansel Elgort
Elgort's blurb was written by his co-star, the beloved wood nymph Shailene Woodley, who says, "He is the real deal, a Renaissance man. The world had better watch out."
Number 19: Spike Jonze
Well, he was great in The Wolf of Wall Street.
Number 32: Jack Dorsey and Number 34: Evan Spiegel
The current kings of the tech world and founders of Twitter and Snapchat, respectively, are included without mention of their histories of dickish behavior.
Number 39: Adam Scott
The golfer, not the actor.
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