Not only are real-life women being forced into impossible standards of thinness, but so are fakes! At the unveiling of her wax figure at Madame Tussaud's, attendees were shocked to see a newfound slimness around the hips in the faux Camilla Parker Bowles. Madame Tussaud's, of course, insists that wax Bowles' proportions are the same as real Bowles'. Question: If plastic surgery is done on wax, is it still called plastic surgery? [NY Post]