Normal Man Shia LaBeouf Sliced His Face with a Knife On Purpose

Shia LaBeouf, a very intense artist/actor who is best known for the time he walked around with a bag over his head, reportedly went method on the the set of the WWII movie Fury, choosing to forgo special effects makeup and instead slice up his own face with a knife. Now the bag just seems practical.

As co-star Logan Lerman tells GQ:

“We were in make-up and they were putting cuts on Shia and I said, ‘Yeah, yeah, it looks good.’ And Shia was like, ‘No, it doesn’t look real’…Then he walks out into the hallway and says, ‘Hey man, wanna see something fun? Check this out…’ and he takes out a knife and cuts his face. And for the whole movie he kept opening these cuts on his face. That’s all real.”

He truly is the Daniel Day Lewis of obnoxious baby brats.

[ The Guardian]

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Jessica Chastain straight up DISSED Meryl Streep in Glamour (not really), saying, “I’m really, really supportive of women in Hollywood. I love Meryl Streep. She’s such an incredible actress. But I feel like she’s the only one in her age group who gets those parts. I’d like to see Jessica Lange in a movie again, you know? Or Susan Sarandon. Why isn’t Viola Davis a lead in a film? She’s one of the greatest actresses alive.”

DANG, JESSICA. Why are you trying to start beef with women in Hollywood like that? [ NY Daily News]

This Stephen Collins thing is getting worse and worse and worse.
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Speaking of Jessica Lange, please play this gif on a loop at my funeral in lieu of a memorial reel because I AM DEAD.