Nooooo: Living Treasure Evgeni Plushenko Drops Out of Olympics

Bad news, Olympic watchers: Russian sex bomb figure skater Evgeni Plushenko, that jumping, flexing totem to modern masculinity, suddenly dropped out of competition just minutes before taking the ice in Sochi today due to injury. Which means that, for him, these Olympic games are over.

To commemorate this tragic turn of events, the lovely Isha Aran recut his famous (and previously reappropriated) Sex Bomb routine with Sarah McLachlan’s “I Will Remember You.”