Let's Look at Unrealistic Stock Photos of Drunk Women

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The world is a dark and frightening place with little respite and, as such, you must cling to surprising, simple pleasures wherever you find them. If you're a gracious person, you might even be so kind to share your discovery with others so that they too experience this thing called "happiness." I am one of these gracious people. My discovery? The results that happen to pop up when you search "drunk woman," "binge drinking" or "woman vomiting" in a stock photo search engine.

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This photo, captioned "Closeup portrait of young unhappy, annoyed, sick woman about to chuck, throw up, puke retch barf, hurl isolated on white background" is of a woman who is about to vomit daintily into her own palm. Like you do.

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"Aggressive drunk woman driver holding a bottle of alcohol turning round in the drivers seat to glare into the back passenger compartment..."

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Waifish wino experiences hangover through a Walden filter.

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Self portrait.

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GIRL, GET OFF YOUR WHITE COUCH.

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The party never stops with this one.

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Somehow Shutterstock has developed the technology to take photos of my future wedding night. Mazel tov, me!

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IinventedPostIts
IinventedPostIts

No, that's about right.... Including the broken cigarette because I don't know how to smoke or flick the ashes off a cigarette, especially while wasted.