No Shit

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Though some luxury salons peddle hair treatments containing pig placenta, bull semen, and whale vomit, cosmetic chemist Jim Hammer admits conventional ingredients like wheat protein and hydrating oils condition hair just as well, although "wheat protein certainly sounds boring." [L.A.T.]


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Most of those treatments sound like they were concocted by bored zoo keepers, "Hey Earl, smear this on your face, let's see what happens!"