Jetblue has put together an apologetic yet patient-sounding explanation for all the a-holes who are calling customer service lines and threatening to write a VERY STRONGLY WORDED LETTER to the airplane brass who somehow managed, once again, to fail at controlling the weather.

Each of these photos is of LaGuardia airport. Which, uh, isn’t open right now.

This is the one day in NYC history when Philly’s ugly ass duck boats have the last laugh.